"A phoenix is a majestic, magical bird. While it appears healthy and happy most of the time, every so often, it must renew itself by shedding all of its feathers and bursting into flames. Rather melodramatic, if you ask me…" - Princess Celestia, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
(Very drunk.) “I’m having a drink with my boyfriend. My human boyfriend. Ha! My father would’ve hated you.” - Tali’Zorah vas Normandy, Mass Effect
"You know, back on my planet they woulda frowned so goddamned hard at this. So fuckin’ hard you wouldn’t even believe, I mean, you’re not even a fuckin’ lowblood, you’re a goddamned human. That’s basically the equivalent a datin’ a piece a styrofoam you picked outta the garbage."
"Gee, I’m touched."
"No, you don’t understand, it’s not even just a fuckin’ piece a styrofoam, it’s a piece a styrofoam that’s been sittin’ in that dumpster for weeks, lodged inbetween a bag a cat shit an gettin cozy with the used rectal devices."
"Lovely. I’m so honored to be viewed so highly by your culture."
"Yeah, well, fuck them, I don’t wanna give a shit, an I never did. If they wanna make somethin’ of it I’ll just… ugh… I think I’m gunna puke."